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You Northern Members Want A Good Laugh???
« on: January 04, 2010, 02:41:49 PM »
I can't get over it..LMAO, with these folks, and heck, even though I spent 20 years in NC, and there are so many "Northerners" here, it's still funny.

Plus all the "canucks" from Quebec, are swimming at the beach, surf temp, low 70's...and their laughing....

http://mobile.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/MI140206/

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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (WSVN) -- As officials in Broward County declare a cold weather emergency for Monday night, all of South Florida is bundling up for these winter temperatures.

Officials are calling this the coldest weather for South Florida in a decade. Wednesday morning is expected to be the coldest, with temperatures in the 30s.

Shelters in South Florida, including the Broward County Salvation Army, are gearing up and preparing for hundreds of homeless people seeking shelter. "There will be a line down at that door. As they line up, they will be given a hot dinner and a mat on the floor and a blanket and breakfast in the morning," said Sally Gress of the Broward County Salvation Army.

The Salvation Army is asking for the public's help in donating blankets to any of their South Florida shelters.

In Miami-Dade County, farmers are watering their crops, trying to protect them from the freezing temperatures.

Officials urge all residents to bring in their plants and keep their pets indoors. Also, a brush fire warning is in effect until 6 p.m. due to the dry air.

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Still gets to the 60's/70's during the day,....long sleeve T-Shirt, maybe a sweatshirt in the morning, still wearing shorts...

Just thought you members in the "Great White Global Warming North" might get a kick out of it....

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Re: You Northern Members Want A Good Laugh???
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2010, 02:59:48 PM »
DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING!
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Re: You Northern Members Want A Good Laugh???
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 03:07:14 PM »
Wienies!!!

-24 f this morning, snow is at about 24" (after settling), and I walked 250 feet (one way) to the shed and back this morning (up hill both ways of course) for corn for the burner  ;D

And don't give me no worries about the oranges and grapefruit!  I'll just take my juice in a can ... I'm thinking I'll switch to barley and corn juice  ;D
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Re: You Northern Members Want A Good Laugh???
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2010, 03:31:07 PM »
Quote from: m58 on January 04, 2010, 03:07:14 PM
Wienies!!!

-24 f this morning, snow is at about 24" (after settling), and I walked 250 feet (one way) to the shed and back this morning (up hill both ways of course) for corn for the burner  ;D

And don't give me no worries about the oranges and grapefruit!  I'll just take my juice in a can ... I'm thinking I'll switch to barley and corn juice  ;D

Try scotch and carrot juice.........you still get drunk but you can see real good !  ;D
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Re: You Northern Members Want A Good Laugh???
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2010, 03:32:13 PM »
in the 30s... lol
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Re: You Northern Members Want A Good Laugh???
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Re: You Northern Members Want A Good Laugh???
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2010, 04:08:53 PM »
Atctually, the freeze warning isn't all that funy. You need some cold o make good OJ, it concentrates the sugars in the fruit (its why desert wines are sometimes called ice wines, the grapes are harvested later in the year). Its why the groves are around Orlando, not Miami. The downside is a hard freeze will kill the whole crop. You can lose millions in one cold night.
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Re: You Northern Members Want A Good Laugh???
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2010, 06:23:44 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on January 04, 2010, 04:08:53 PM
Atctually, the freeze warning isn't all that funy. You need some cold o make good OJ, it concentrates the sugars in the fruit (its why desert wines are sometimes called ice wines, the grapes are harvested later in the year). Its why the groves are around Orlando, not Miami. The downside is a hard freeze will kill the whole crop. You can lose millions in one cold night.
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Are you talking about oranges or senior citizens
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Re: You Northern Members Want A Good Laugh???
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2010, 06:53:54 PM »
30's? My nuts just dropped back down again after the 50-60 mph winds stopped.
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Re: You Northern Members Want A Good Laugh???
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2010, 08:24:27 PM »
Ahhhhhhh Yes ...

The turtle!

The unofficial mascot of northern winters world wide  ;)

OK ... also southern summer if you are on the wrong side of the equator
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Re: You Northern Members Want A Good Laugh???
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2010, 08:55:44 PM »
Quote from: m58 on January 04, 2010, 08:24:27 PM
Ahhhhhhh Yes ...

The turtle!

The unofficial mascot of northern winters world wide  ;)

OK ... also southern summer if you are on the wrong side of the equator

Its all the more funny cause most of use in NE have developed innies rather than outties. 

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