This question occured to me yesterday when I hit Pennys to pick up some boxers. I wandered over to the Christmas T shirts which were going for the princley sum of $2. At that price I don't care it they're hot pink, they're still good for yard work. I found my self laughing my ass off at the best Christmas T shirt ever. It says "I triple dog dare you" and has a picture of the kid with his tongue stuck to the flag pole. It was in a billious green, but I still bought two. It led me to thinking about the notable absence of firearms in Christmas flicks. (I mean, what says Merry Christmas more than a new EBR, right?.....right?). I mean hell, even when Jimmy Stuart was going to off himself in that godawful "Its a Wonderful Life", he was just going to jump off a bridge as opposed to manning up and going out with a sense of style.

I asked myself, which spreads our version of Christmas cheer better? Bruce Willis with the MP5, or Ralphy with his quest for the Red Ryder?
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