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http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2010/09/14/1692106/report-woman-eating-pigs-feet.html

Report: Woman eating pig's feet in bed cuts friend
By Kimberly Dick
The (Rock Hill) Herald
Posted: Tuesday, Sep. 14, 2010

Rock Hill, S.C. -- A woman who was eating pig’s feet in bed accidentally cut her friend in the arm, police say.

The 52-year-old Rock Hill woman told police she accidentally cut a friend in the forearm with a knife around 10:30 p.m. Sunday. Both she and the victim, 50, were intoxicated, according to a Rock Hill police report.

He had a deep cut to his arm. The report did not state if he was hospitalized.

No charges were filed, but the incident remains under investigation.

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Lucky it was his "arm"....

Jar of Pickled Pigs Feet $7.00
Ginsu Knife, bought on QVC, $10.00

Lacerating your "also drunk friend", in bed??

Priceless....

You hear that???.............

I think it's banjo's............