Author Topic: Study Shows The Hazerita Exercise Program Works.  (Read 832 times)

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Study Shows The Hazerita Exercise Program Works.
« on: October 07, 2010, 08:02:21 PM »
Vast majority of folks burn more calories, and achieve a literal workout, while being intoxicated.

Saw it on the web,. it's got to be true. ::)

http://www.theonion.com/video/study-americans-get-majority-of-exercise-while-dru,18198/

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Re: Study Shows The Hazerita Exercise Program Works.
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 10:22:52 PM »
It works!!!  I promise, stay liquored up through out the day and you can't eat...weight lost.  Get in drunken fights...muscle built.

Side effects may include:

Incarceration
Dehydration
Bloody vomit
Loss of good friends
Gain of bad friends
Drunk rampages
Violent outburst
Embarrassing phone calls
Regretable encounters with loose women
Drunken automobile death
Drunken falling death
Drunken drowning death
Inability to operate technical devices
Strange disappearance of money
There's more but I must have blacked out and forgot them...

 

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