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[DDMac]

The lady has left the building. Perhaps a good nights sleep and a nice breakfast, and flowers...and ammo... might do the trick. I even cooked tonight and I'm still awaiting a reprieve. Just can't help..going back to..that Ruger shirt thread... OOopppss GottaGo. Mc.

[Teresa Heilevang]

 I have been gone all day long and I come home to all of this?! What did I read? It's Marshal'ette's fault for ..ahhhh - what?

Something you need to tuck away in your memory banks boys...... (you know.. waaaayy down inside your Fruit of the Looms)   
  It is NOT my fault for anything...ever...~! It is always your fault.. Even if you don't know anything about it.. it is your fault. and I know that if one of you is in on it.. you ALL are.  So regardless if the 3 Stooges or the 4-5-6-7 Musketeers do something..you all are to blame.

 But you all DO make me laugh.. and I DO learn a lot from you.. and I actually DO have a soft place in my heart for you.... sooooooooooo

Maybe.... and I said maybe.. I'll let you off the hook.. this time..

Only because the 4th Musketeer    took me out to Timberline for crab legs tonight.. ( And you all know I LUUUVE crab legs)
While we ate.. he had a long talk with me pleading you guy's case. **and I'm sure his own**
( I foolishly listened)

And later while we were shopping,  he was STILL talking about what great guys you all are.. and how I am soooo important in his life and all the important work I do on D Range..and all you guys would be so bored if I wasn't in there..      ...
 and all the while he was talking he picked up this awesome old 1800's necklace and earrings and casually ask me .." Honey..wouldn't this look good with your new ball gown you are going to wear when we go to Cowboy Land Run Shoot? I think we need to get it for you."

Now I ask you..... is he good or what!?!

Soooo yea... you're all out of the dog house.. ( for now) 

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You guys are just too much! Ha Ha Ha Ha..

And my vote was for watching "ole squirmy"  LOL LOL   

[tombogan03884]

                                          THANK YOU MARSHAL !We are not in your position to apply bribery 

[Marshal Halloway]

You guys owe me big time.
She was a hard case to crack, but it was worth every penny.

We better enjoy our freedom while it lasts, because knowing us, it won't last for long. 

[tombogan03884]

You guys owe me big time.
She was a hard case to crack, but it was worth every penny.

We better enjoy our freedom while it lasts, because knowing us, it won't last for long. 

Hot water and dog houses, ARE our usual hang outs ( even Haz, though cats aren't really fond of water OR dogs)

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[ellis4538]

Hey, that's not fair!!!  I just clicked on to read this and I find out I'm in trouble!  I get in enough trouble on my own!!!!!!!

[DDMac]

I have yet to find out if my "Marshal tactic" worked here last night. Nice dinner (I cooked), long talk, back scratch, good nights sleep.. Should find out any minute. Just have to stay away from that Ruger Page 1...
Mac.

[Hazcat]

You guys owe me big time.
She was a hard case to crack, but it was worth every penny.

We better enjoy our freedom while it lasts, because knowing us, it won't last for long. 

That's why you're the Marshal, you know how to handle a shall we say 'volitile situation'.

So, I'll try to be good!