I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...

[Timothy]

Caveat emptor!

The booze you're paying for is not from nubile, young, enhanced, perky, taught, young breasts!

It's from fat, greasy, lard ass, beer wenches!

I'd rather lick booze from real women....my wife comes to mind and Yes!  She has the goods!

[tombogan03884]

Caveat emptor!

The booze you're paying for is not from nubile, young, enhanced, perky, taught, young breasts!

It's from fat, greasy, lard ass, beer wenches!

I'd rather lick booze from real women....my wife comes to mind and Yes!  She has the goods!

Exactly, beauties become models and get photographed with colored water trickling between their breasts.
The ones that get stuffed under the still are grimy sweathogs.

[deepwater]

Exactly, beauties become models and get photographed with colored water trickling between their breasts.
The ones that get stuffed under the still are grimy sweathogs.

age that and you get? uhhhhhh... yuppy cocktails?

[Solus]

Unless there are very strong and strictly enforced Truth In Advertising laws, I doubt any one is doused at all and no one like it appears.

My guess is that if they DO have to use the models shown to meet the legal requirement,  maybe a beaker of each type is treated to the Breast Wash and then a drop from that beaker is added to every production run.

Since the drop becomes an indistinguishable part of the whole, it applies to the whole batch.

In an hours of the model's time they probably produce enough treated product to last several years production. 

[deepwater]

Unless there are very strong and strictly enforced Truth In Advertising laws, I doubt any one is doused at all and no one like it appears.

My guess is that if they DO have to use the models shown to meet the legal requirement,  maybe a beaker of each type is treated to the Breast Wash and then a drop from that beaker is added to every production run.

Since the drop becomes an indistinguishable part of the whole, it applies to the whole batch.

In an hours of the model's time they probably produce enough treated product to last several years production. 

HA! I bet they do!
 

[Sponsor]

[Solus]

Unless there are very strong and strictly enforced Truth In Advertising laws, I doubt any one is doused at all and no one like it appears.

My guess is that if they DO have to use the models shown to meet the legal requirement,  maybe a beaker of each type is treated to the Breast Wash and then a drop from that beaker is added to every production run.

Since the drop becomes an indistinguishable part of the whole, it applies to the whole batch.

In an hours of the model's time they probably produce enough treated product to last several years production. 

did some more thinking on this one...just for fun.

To be reasonable they would need to show that each bottle produced would have a very  high chance of containing at least one molecule of the treated fluid.

So I looked into how many molecules of water were in a drop of water.  Turns out there are a lot. 

I know this stuff isn't the same as water, so we will allow a very large margin of safety.

Say they use a drop for each million bottles.  1 million is 10 to the 6th power. 

I found that there are about 1.67 x 10 ²¹.  That would be 21 zeros instead of the 6 on 1 million..so a large comfortable margin to insure each bottle had some molecules from the treated beverage.


Do I have to much time on my hands?  Perhaps...but we needed to know 
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_water_molecules_are_in_one_drop_of_water

[alfsauve]

Archimedes was sitting in a bathtub when he had his "ah-ha" moment about density and water displacement.

So students today's question is:  In that bottle of Avion you've got in your backpack, how many molecules of that water were originally in Archimedes' bathtub?

[tombogan03884]

Archimedes was sitting in a bathtub when he had his "ah-ha" moment about density and water displacement.

So students today's question is:  In that bottle of Avion you've got in your backpack, how many molecules of that water were originally in Archimedes' bathtub?

Eureka !
I don't know but it's all recycled dinosaur p!ss.   

[fightingquaker13]

This one needs a theme song!.
FQ
 Good luck to the barley 'mow.