Go with their flow OR ELSE!

[RTFM]

Hey, I like Malto Meal...always a hater in the bunch, eh?   

WAIT!
I thought that was MY job.. so confused.... so confused.....

[PegLeg45]

Wait! This is great! Me and Marshal will offer "Lifetime Memberships" to DRTV for only $10,000 per person

First come, first serve.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Michael B

What can I get for a chicken?




 

[sledgemeister]

Wait! This is great! Me and Marshal will offer "Lifetime Memberships" to DRTV for only $10,000 per person, which will include me or Marshal (your choice) actually coming to your house to cook your choice of breakfast with eggs, green chili, english muffins and sliced avocados or a BBQ dinner (for 4, included with $10,000 fee...additional participants at $89.95 apiece) including a smoked pork shoulder (medium), Campbell's baked beans and Collectors' Edition Wonder Bread, toasted. This is the deal of a lifetime! For an additional $2500 contribution, Marshal or I (your choice) will stay over and watch an episode of Dr. Who, cook microwave popcorn and make a pass at your Significant Other and/or household pet. For only $500, we will bring Alf the Wonder Beagle, who will pose for pictures with you and your family for only $1.00 (8 X 10 prints $37.95 B&W; $75 hand-tinted color; Alf autograph only $25.00 or one mature elk, butchered, extra).

Really, this is worth cashing in your children's college fun...or, hey, even selling your children on eBay!!!

First come, first serve.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Michael B

Your so lucky I am not a wealthy individual, would be interesting to see how far that 10k got you with your trip OS, with air tickets, hotels etc to little ol Tasmania, Australia LOL
I would even splurge the extra 2500 to see Marshal-ette get her bum over here, of course she could use her broom to get here hehe

[RTFM]

Check this out... another guy said the same as I ... what if you die.. what if you no longer like doing this... what IF!
Thanks but no thanks on the "lifetime membership"
He to was pounded to hell by the loyal lemmings.... and then the owner replied with this.

Thank you sir. JerseyDevil has now resorted to just being a dick and calling me fat and insulting me, he has now found himself banned from the site, so he can’t answer you nor can he even see what you are writing. I have emailed him and let him know if he stops acting like a dick I am happy to lift the ban.

He has his panties in a wad over me snapping at the guy from Florida last week.

So apparently when Jack Sperco of the Survival Podcast asks for comments on his blog, what he really means is unless you kiss my ass and blow warm sweet smelling smoke up it... you'll be banned to the point of no longer being able to even see the web site or blog by IP banning your ass back to the stone age.

I can't say how surprised I am of this....but then again.... it's the interwebs....

[RTFM]

...and not that it matters to a hill of beans - am DONE over there.
There are plenty of other "self sufficient" "personal resources" web sites that I'm sure are more lenient of personal comments.

Just beware... there out there.

[Sponsor]

[Timothy]

Wait! This is great! Me and Marshal will offer "Lifetime Memberships" to DRTV for only $10,000 per person, which will include me or Marshal (your choice) actually coming to your house to cook your choice of breakfast with eggs, green chili, english muffins and sliced avocados or a BBQ dinner (for 4, included with $10,000 fee...additional participants at $89.95 apiece) including a smoked pork shoulder (medium), Campbell's baked beans and Collectors' Edition Wonder Bread, toasted. This is the deal of a lifetime! For an additional $2500 contribution, Marshal or I (your choice) will stay over and watch an episode of Dr. Who, cook microwave popcorn and make a pass at your Significant Other and/or household pet. For only $500, we will bring Alf the Wonder Beagle, who will pose for pictures with you and your family for only $1.00 (8 X 10 prints $37.95 B&W; $75 hand-tinted color; Alf autograph only $25.00 or one mature elk, butchered, extra).

Really, this is worth cashing in your children's college fun...or, hey, even selling your children on eBay!!!

First come, first serve.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Michael B

Checks in the mail Mike!

Unfortunately, it's backed by Monopoly money or as the Federal Reserve calls it, funny money!  They print piles of it daily...

So, when did this half price deal start anyways?