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fightingquaker13

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How NOT to get away with murder
« on: July 25, 2013, 11:14:25 PM »
Memo To all Gangbangers

Subject: Urgent advice

 

It has come to our attention that tattooing a depiction of a murder you committed on your chest is inadvisable. Please limit yourselves to tagging buildings as there you have plausible deniability.

Thank you

House Counsel.

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I'd love to say I'm making this up, but some idiot tattooed his crime on his chest.

 

 


http://www.breitbart...ne-on-His-Chest


 
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Re: How NOT to get away with murder
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2013, 11:54:41 PM »
Broken link..
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Re: How NOT to get away with murder
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2013, 03:53:43 PM »
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Re: How NOT to get away with murder
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2013, 04:00:25 PM »
Shsssssssssh, next best thing to winning the Darwin Award.
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Re: How NOT to get away with murder
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2013, 04:23:04 PM »
Does he have Mr. Peanut in that tattoo? Or is it C-3PO in a top hat? My vote is Mr. Peanut.
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Re: How NOT to get away with murder
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Re: How NOT to get away with murder
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2013, 04:25:51 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on July 26, 2013, 04:23:04 PM
Does he have Mr. Peanut in that tattoo? Or is it C-3PO in a top hat? My vote is Mr. Peanut.
Whichever, he's going to have "insert here" tattooed on his arse sooner rather than later. I dout the Jury will even leave the courtroom before convicting him (unless they get free pizza, then they might talk about sports and their kids). ;D
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Re: How NOT to get away with murder
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2013, 07:37:52 PM »
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