All part of the plan, guys, lighten up!

After all, it worked so well for NASA going "green". OK, so it got the Columbia crew killed due to the new "green" insulation on the tank breaking off at liftoff and dinging the tiles on the shuttle. But hey, it's a small price to pay for saving Mother Gaia, no?
Besides, it's another step in the plan to weaken and disable the US military, thereby reducing its effectiveness abroad and - hopefully to our betters in DC - at home as well. Anyone else note that the DHS got their ammo orders in
before the "green" initiative?