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MikeBjerum

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I'm a deep fried ...
« on: October 02, 2014, 10:56:47 PM »
... double-wide version of the man I was before  ;D

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Re: I'm a deep fried ...
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2014, 07:04:05 AM »
A partial solution is to shower with the lights off. 

All the parts that need cleaning are in reasonable proximity to where they were.  I can still find 'em in the dark. 

Admittedly, some are harder to reach.

Sheesh...

Ain't getting old fun?

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Re: I'm a deep fried ...
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2014, 02:01:03 PM »
It's doubtful if I ever did look good naked but it's certain that I don't now.
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Re: I'm a deep fried ...
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2014, 07:26:47 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on October 03, 2014, 02:01:03 PM
It's doubtful if I ever did look good naked but it's certain that I don't now.

Ditto here too.  8)


The best thing I ever bumped into, I bumped into in the dark.....when the lights came on, she didn't run....so there is that.  ;)
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Re: I'm a deep fried ...
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2014, 09:54:07 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 03, 2014, 07:26:47 PM
Ditto here too.  8)


The best thing I ever bumped into, I bumped into in the dark.....when the lights came on, she didn't run....so there is that.  ;)

Frozen in fear, was she?   ;)
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Re: I'm a deep fried ...
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Re: I'm a deep fried ...
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2014, 10:24:25 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on October 03, 2014, 09:54:07 PM
Frozen in fear, was she?   ;)

Like a deer ...... uh, dear in the headlights.
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: I'm a deep fried ...
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2014, 12:12:30 AM »
hell the only reason sarah is still around is I still have my six pack,( funny how working your ass off keeps you in shape)  with out that she would leave me in a heart beat.. ;D
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Re: I'm a deep fried ...
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2014, 08:21:33 PM »
I carried six packs for years until I could afford twelve packs.  Then I realized that a full case was easier.  Now, I have gone for the full keg, and if she don't like it  :P
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Re: I'm a deep fried ...
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2014, 10:10:23 PM »
Quote from: m58 on October 04, 2014, 08:21:33 PM
I carried six packs for years until I could afford twelve packs.  Then I realized that a full case was easier.  Now, I have gone for the full keg, and if she don't like it  :P

I married way up, so I have to take steps to make sure she does not leave me... ;D

hot, smart, redhead, doctor and not crazy  is a rare breed.
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Re: I'm a deep fried ...
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2014, 02:57:34 PM »
Heaven smiles on me...I've always done my best work in the dark    ;) ;)
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