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that awkward moment.
« on: May 13, 2016, 10:39:13 AM »
when you are at a charity event stagg because the wife is on call  and you run into 4 ex gf of yours... all of them are single and talk about maybe getting lunch. 



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Re: that awkward moment.
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2016, 10:52:13 AM »
Been there...wasn't married though.

Tending bar back in my early twenties, came in the back door to the club and sitting in the corner are four young women I've been sleeping with for some time.  Turns out they all went to HS together.

I made it out that night with my life...and body parts and the ladies didn't even hate me!
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Re: that awkward moment.
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2016, 11:20:50 AM »
A man needs a woman who loves sex.

A man needs a woman who loves to cook.

A man needs a woman who loves to clean house.

A man needs to never let these women meet.
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Re: that awkward moment.
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2016, 11:20:51 AM »
Me too Tim!  I was a bartender...went in there one night with my now wife, and there were three others at the bar. Somehow it all worked out.
Ah....the good old days. I got out of that lifestyle right before the AIDS and the HIVS and the Heebie Jeebies hit town.
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2016, 01:43:25 PM »
Surprising my past debauchery didn't  get me dead!

I met my wife in 84.  Thus ended my whoring about..  ;)
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