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I've changed my mind! I'm voting Democrat!
« on: October 15, 2008, 01:11:44 PM »
I've changed my mind!!!!!!!..

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a  gun,  I  know that my local police are all I need to protect  me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of  4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will embrace our kindness and stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all of death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe  kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.






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Re: I've changed my mind! I'm voting Democrat!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2008, 02:05:26 PM »
+1,000,000...You've convinced me too!!!!!  I've worked a lifetime for the chance to get SOMETHING for absolutely NOTHING!

thanks M'Ette

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Re: I've changed my mind! I'm voting Democrat!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2008, 02:08:22 PM »
+1,000,000...You've convinced too!!!!!  I've worked a lifetime for the chance to get SOMETHING for absolutely NOTHING!

thanks M'Ette
BINGO!!!!!! >:(
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. ~ Gerald Ford - August 12, 1974

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Re: I've changed my mind! I'm voting Democrat!
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2008, 03:10:56 PM »
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'A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't  own. '


That deserves the 'Quote of the day' award!
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Re: I've changed my mind! I'm voting Democrat!
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2008, 03:31:21 PM »
I want welfare for the middle class!  I think you all should pay for it, too!

I want free healthcare - you think that will lower costs and demand?  Can you say rationing?

The stock market dropped over 700 points today.  Obama wants to spread tax payer money around like it is his to give away. 

THAT IS WELFARE NOT A TAX CUT!

Using tax money and giving it away is a zero sum game.  It creates nothing.  The only way the economy will turn around is to get business to spend more buying stuff from other businesses.  Giving a tax break to a business to hire someone will not work.  The business has to expand and when it does more work is created for employees.  When the existing employees can’t keep up with the expanding work load the business hires more workers.  A business will not hire full-time permanent employees just to get a tax break.

It is proven that you will get more of what you incentivize getting done.  You will get less of what has a disincentive.

Increasing taxes are a disincentive to economic growth.

Tax cuts are an incentive for grow.

What does Obama want?  He wants to punish economic growth.
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Re: I've changed my mind! I'm voting Democrat!
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Re: I've changed my mind! I'm voting Democrat!
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2008, 03:36:00 PM »


That deserves the 'Quote of the day' award!

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Re: I've changed my mind! I'm voting Democrat!
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2008, 04:22:31 PM »
"I've lost my mind. I'm voting Democrat!"   ;)

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Re: I've changed my mind! I'm voting Democrat!
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008, 04:28:08 PM »
Just got the news the RNC has backed out of Wisconsin  >:(. Great it feels as though I'm the last one holding onto the leash of a underfed tiger. And he's eye balling me >:(
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Re: I've changed my mind! I'm voting Democrat!
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2008, 04:37:16 PM »
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I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
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Re: I've changed my mind! I'm voting Democrat!
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2008, 05:01:03 PM »
Just got the news the RNC has backed out of Wisconsin  >:(. Great it feels as though I'm the last one holding onto the leash of a underfed tiger. And he's eye balling me >:(

Tell ya what, take that tiger and strap him to the front door of that communist governors house, ring the bell and run! ;D  I'll have my crazy Norwegian relatives watch your back!!!

 

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