(( I actually moved the first post of this to 'the joke thread".. so it is here twice.. just so you know I didn't delete it.. ) 
Forgive my poor newbie Brother-in-Law M'ette. His post disappeared and he panicked and posted it again. He is just a newbie after all. Then there is the fact that he never was too bright to begin with.

I'll be hiding in the corner now. We're both to old to go fisticuffs, so he'll likely just shoot me. Dang, he's a good shot too.
Joking aside, Johnny-B is a great guy. Just don't let him know I said so.