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Re: Today is Our 36th Anniversary
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2009, 09:02:53 PM »
Congrats to both your self long762   and your bride




you are 30 years ahead of the Cook and I   ( 6 years this October )  ;D





question is  have you got to Hallway Sex yet  :P 


5 KINDS OF SEX

 
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
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Re: Today is Our 36th Anniversary
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2009, 10:36:10 PM »
What is the "sex" you speak of?








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Re: Today is Our 36th Anniversary
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2009, 11:38:17 AM »
Quote from: long762range on August 06, 2009, 10:36:10 PM
What is the "sex" you speak of?

;)

 :'(.. ohhh you poor baby............   ::) ;D

 I'm late .. but hope your anniversary evening was great...  ;D

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Re: Today is Our 36th Anniversary
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2009, 12:03:05 PM »
Going to Cool River Cafe in Austin this weekend.

http://www.coolrivercafe.com/menus/austin_dinner_03-09.pdf

Think I'll order the Delta Blues Barbeque Ribs for dinner with the Makers Mark® Pecan Bread Pudding for dessert. 

 8)
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Re: Today is Our 36th Anniversary
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2009, 01:47:30 PM »
ohhhh man.............................
Lets see............................................

I'll start off with an order of Calamari and Mussels Cantimpalo

No salad...

Cowboy Rib-Eye  (medium)
Sautéed Mushrooms

Unsweetened ice Tea to drink..


Ya got that? go ahead and put in my order.. I'll be there as soon as I can..  ;D


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Re: Today is Our 36th Anniversary
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Re: Today is Our 36th Anniversary
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2009, 02:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on August 07, 2009, 01:47:30 PM
ohhhh man.............................
Lets see............................................

I'll start off with an order of Calamari and Mussels Cantimpalo

No salad...

Cowboy Rib-Eye  (medium)
Sautéed Mushrooms

Unsweetened ice Tea to drink..


Ya got that? go ahead and put in my order.. I'll be there as soon as I can..  ;D





I'll pick you up on my way through.   ;D


And I'll have what the lady's having.
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Re: Today is Our 36th Anniversary
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2009, 02:15:13 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on August 07, 2009, 01:47:30 PM
I'll start off with an order of Calamari and Mussels Cantimpalo

Sound like BAIT to me!  Ya going fishing Teresa?


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Re: Today is Our 36th Anniversary
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2009, 02:17:17 PM »
Some call it bait................
if its bait.. it is damned good bait..  ;)

I'll eat your share if you don't want it.. 8)
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Re: Today is Our 36th Anniversary
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2009, 02:28:55 PM »
M'ette,
I'll join you for the calamari. And, you can have my share of the mussels cantimpalo.  Such a deal.
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