This Says It All!

[billt]

[tombogan03884]

 Wrong cause of death. Should be long term illness. America had a case of the liberals since 1932.

[billt]

True. But is this a case we can recover from?  Bill T.

[tombogan03884]

God I hope so but it will be rough.

[Kid Shelleen]

God I hope so but it will be rough.

We WILL make it back, one way or another.

[Sponsor]

[sledgemeister]

Does this conicide with the passing of common sense?

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, by the name of

Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.

No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were

long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as

having cultivated such valued lessons as knowing when to come in out

of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't

always fair.



Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend

more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not

kids, are in charge).



His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but

overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old

boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens

suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher

fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental

consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the

parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an

abortion.



Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments

became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received

better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the

ghost after athletes and CEOs salaries increased to between 9

thousand and 90 thousand dollars per HOUR, and woman failed to

realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled it in her lap,

and was awarded a huge settlement for simply being stupid.



Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust,

his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son,

Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.



Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

- Author Unknown