Haz is coming over to slide some bird down his neck. If he wasn't armed I would fear an imposter had taken his place and I might be forced to retrieve my weapon of choice from beneath my shirt and blast away at the zombie on my doorstep. That would prob'ly ruin T-day for all the dinner guests. Besides, we have a tradition of comparing any newly acquired weaponry over dinner. If he didn't bring something, that wouldn't be very "guest-like" now would it?