Pranks

[CJS3]

I wonder how that light saber would do against the wife's 38  Welcome to Texas Darth dumbass.

[tombogan03884]

 Minnow or 3 down the heater vent on a guys car, and a can of sardines with holes punched in it under someones machine.
 Had this lady I worked with at T/C  who would act first and MAYBE think after.  Made a small sign that said "beware of the grease" with grease smeared all over the back of it, hung on the front of her Bridge port so she could not miss it. She came back from break, said "What grease" and grabbed it,,,, with both hands  
Another time I rigged up an air nozzle with a condom in it, when she went to break I switched hers.  It sounded like a .38  
I had to hide and watch that one  , 5ft nothing old lady jumped 2 ft     I heard her swearing at me the whole length of the shop but I was laughing to hard to run
There was a space in back of the shelves her parts were stored on, One night I got behind there, my head was right behind the last box of parts, when she grabbed the box I just said "Hi"  , I thought she was gonna die, Then I thought I was gonna die  

[Pathfinder]

Freshman year in college, we had a guy on the floor bragging about what a stud he was, how many women he banged, and other rather rude descriptions of his exploits. His roommate was given an order one Friday night early in the first semester to make himself absent all weekend (from the dorm room he paid for) as Mr. Bigshot was going to bring a couple of girls to the room for the weekend.

Rommate was PO'd needless to say, so we all put together a conspiracy. We gutted the room of anything that could be moved, unbolted, taken apart. Beds, dressers, chairs, bookshelves, curtain and blinds - everything but the paint on the walls and the glass in the windows. We moved it up one flight to a storage room.

BTW, we also pulled the pins on the door hinges, but left the door locked. In the middle of the room we left 2 bare mattresses. Left the light on too.

Braggart comes back about 9PM, noisy, drunk with his buddy and 2 girls who maybe were impressed by all of this guy's high school exploits on and off the playing field. Very noisy. We're all huddling in one of the nearby rooms, giggling like schoolgirls at what is about to happen. We hear him fumble for his keys, then a very loud WTF as the door crashes into the room with a resounding echo. Then silence for maybe 5 seconds, followed by a roar that consisted of him bellowing his rage, and the 2 girls screaming at the guys for the very crudity of the image in the room.

We're on the floor laughing as he ran up and down the halls pounding on doors threatening his roommate. We had to get the RA to intervene to keep him alive and find the braggart another place to stay in another dorm.