Hey guys I was just on patrol and I found a car parked in a secluded spot. Yep, when I pulled up they was scrambling to put some clothes on. It is like 10 degrees out, a little nipy. Might call that one assault with a friendly weapon on my report.
Chief says that I can not call it that. Dam PR crap.
How about hiding twigs and berrys in the bushes. He is giving me dirty looks.