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Steve Cover

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Keep Your Lips Zipped.... Uh, Sort Of
« on: April 05, 2010, 03:17:24 PM »
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Re: Keep Your Lips Zipped.... Uh, Sort Of
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 05:34:36 PM »
So that's how it feels to get your tongue caught in a zipper.  :)
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Re: Keep Your Lips Zipped.... Uh, Sort Of
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 05:35:39 PM »
WTF :o
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Re: Keep Your Lips Zipped.... Uh, Sort Of
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 05:55:04 PM »
That's unique and freakish. Whatever happened to just getting a tattoo? Hope that works out at the job interviews....

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Re: Keep Your Lips Zipped.... Uh, Sort Of
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 06:15:58 PM »


Mmm. White man speak with forked tongue.
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Re: Keep Your Lips Zipped.... Uh, Sort Of
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Re: Keep Your Lips Zipped.... Uh, Sort Of
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 06:32:35 PM »
 ???  Hopefully, within my imagination is the only place this genius's offspring will ever exist.  Darwinian theory may very well come into play here, as only someone of equal or greater stupidity would be willing to procreate with this person.  That, I hope, will be a challenge too great to overcome.   ::)

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Re: Keep Your Lips Zipped.... Uh, Sort Of
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 08:34:53 PM »
It could entertaining if that induhvidual needs an MRI.  ;D
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Re: Keep Your Lips Zipped.... Uh, Sort Of
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 08:37:05 PM »
It's unzipped from the wrong end. I bet it's photoshop. 
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Re: Keep Your Lips Zipped.... Uh, Sort Of
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2010, 07:22:31 AM »
There are a few things worth noting here.  First, there is a current fad involving the "forking" of the tongue--stupid, but current.  Second, the zipper tab is at the wrong end.  Third, if you look closely, the brass zipper bits appear to be "painted" onto the tongue.

So, in my opinion, this is not a photoshop job, but a clever make-up job.

Humbly submitted for your cinsideration,

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