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Kholster sale!
« on: June 18, 2010, 07:01:55 AM »
Here's an e-mail I recieved that some of you might be interested in. I have 2 and they are very good holsters for the money.

2010 SIZZLIN' SUMMER
FULL MOON SALE !!

June 24 & 25
For 2 days only, selected Full Moon Kholsters will be just $40 each. Delivered. Free Shipping. Really.  No Foolin'!  It must be Lunacy!



Alden Baudelaire, of Chadwick, met Daniell
Einstein at the Freud Museum in Galilaei, a small town outside of Harpalus.  Isabel Jarvis, called the Kaiser because Larmor Maksutov didn't like it.  Meanwhile, Newcomb Oppenheimer was meeting with the Parsons in Quetelet chapel to discuss the problem.  Racine Saunder, who was particularly interested in the art of Theaetetus, smoked Ukert with Vendelinus in the back room while drinking johnny Walker and playing Xenophanes.  Yerkes went to Zanstra to get away from all the lunitic craters on the dark side of the moon.
 
AAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!   Makin' all these Kholsters is makin' me howl at the moon!  The FULL MOON that is.  A LOT of Full Moons that is!  We gotta get rid of these things.

That's where you come in.  Buy one.  No, Buy two.  No, BUY 10 and get these things out of my dining room.  My wife Alice is ready to send me to the Moon.  HELP!  Buy some Kholsters. BUT not yet.  You have to wait until JUNE 24 and 25.  Then you can buy as many as you want for just $40 each.  That's almost 1/2 of what the other guys charge for just one with shipping.  And our shipping is FREE.  Always.

So help a guy out and get up early on June 24 and be the first one to order a bunch of brand new FULL MOONs. You can get one for your Kimber 1911, one for your Glock 22, one for your Springfield XDm, and one for your M&P.  Or you can get 2 for each of your guns. But that's only 8. And you can't get one for your Sigma, your P226, or your 24/7 - they are not on sale (this time).  So buy two more for your dad's 1911 and his Glock 23 becasue he really didn't want another tie for Father's Day.  That makes 10.  See, I knew you could do it.  Buy 10!

Kholster has the best quality, warranty, return policy, price, and service in the industry.  At $40 each you can't go wrong.  So dig deep and buy a bunch f Kholsters on June 24 & 25.  The more you buy, the more we've got you covered. Ha!

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jimmy
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Re: Kholster sale!
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2010, 01:19:45 PM »
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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