Chopper Reid surely has some thoughts,.....I warned many moons ago, plastic sporks are going to be mandatory, as standard forks and knives are just to dangerous for you rowdy folks.
No more busting someone's head open with a beer bottle, or slinging a glass shot glass at the forehead of your friend,

Ah, the good ol' days are gone,......Solo plastic cups and Sporks fella's, that's the future....

Wait till they ban shoe/boot laces,.....and go to velcro....
