Tom Bogan for Prime Minister of Australia

[sledgemeister]

Got that in my E mail first thing this AM  
Only catch is I think in Oz you have to prove you are a citizen to hold public office.
Not like here.

Already organised !
If we bring you in illegally you will serve a short stay in a detention centre however citizenship is guaranteed, as is healthcare, cash in the pocket, transportation concessions, public housing and will even throw in 50 free driving lessons (handy since your steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car), if you have kids we will send them to school for free, probably private and the rest of your family cash incentives as well.
Of course you may choose the legal way which will take forever and cast many hundreds of thousands of dollars in fee's and proving you are eligible etc.
Now where to find a rickety oild boat held together with baling twine and camel shit.

PS it may help your cause if your not caucasion and can speak in a ethnically challenged accent say for eg arabic and can make sounds like hocking up a lurgy and and can throw both hands up in the air at the same time you kneel and point your ass west wards at the rest of the world (this preying towards east is BS I know what they are really doing).

Good luck should see you here soon then?

[philw]

will seeings our PM was born in Wales  and Abbot was born in England you won't have an issue + if you get in Sledges way think of all those tax payer hand outs you will get   


also NSW Premiare was born in the states

( and one of the hottest Pollies we have  )

[sledgemeister]

will seeings our PM was born in Wales  and Abbot was born in England you won't have an issue + if you get in Sledges way think of all those tax payer hand outs you will get   


also NSW Premiare was born in the states

( and one of the hottest Pollies we have  )

yeah as hot as a ice brick (looks for vomit icon........MARSHAL-ETTE!!!!!)

Even us southerners have better looking politicians than that, case in point!

[philw]

yeah as hot as a ice brick (looks for vomit icon........MARSHAL-ETTE!!!!!)

Even us southerners have better looking politicians than that, case in point!

yea well considering most of them...

however we still got Kate

[tombogan03884]

Well, I don't smell like (or have sex with ) goats, so I guess I'll have to go with that "Bloody Colonials" exemption.

I'll be going to look for a leaky boat now  

PS, Have just examined the "fuel Budget" where did Thor Heyerdahl start from ?
Does Greyhound have a discount rate to get there ?

Sledge, post a look out on the windward shore  

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[philw]

Sledge, post a look out on the windward shore  

Done

she is on Broom beach in Northern end of WA

[PegLeg45]

Well, I don't smell like (or have sex with ) goats, so I guess I'll have to go with that "Bloody Colonials" exemption.

I'll be going to look for a leaky boat now  

PS, Have just examined the "fuel Budget" where did Thor Heyerdahl start from ?
Does Greyhound have a discount rate to get there ?

Sledge, post a look out on the windward shore  

Well, there's always this:

http://www.directboats.com/aqcruisloun.html


How're the legs, Tom??   

[tombogan03884]

Tell her to be patient, I can walk most of the way to Darwin, The only tricky parts will be Nome to Siberia, and Malaysia to Darwin.  

Well, there's always this:

http://www.directboats.com/aqcruisloun.html


How're the legs, Tom??   

Now for a bicycle trailer and my problems are solved 

[sledgemeister]

Well, there's always this:

http://www.directboats.com/aqcruisloun.html


How're the legs, Tom??   

More seaworthy than most of the shit that comes accross the ocean to us.
Why the seapatrol people cant use them for live practice is beyond me 

[tombogan03884]

I think Haz or FQ would call that "The Havana Ferry".  

I always thought it would be more comfortable, and faster, to fly "Air Jamiaca" mon    

It isn't the video I wanted of the Twin engine sea plane, but it works