New DeWalt Tool.....

[red364]

"Fathom the odd hypocrisy that Obama wants every citizen to prove they are insured, but people don't have to prove they are citizens".
~ Ben Stein



 



The dummies in Washington think they are going to take away our guns,
   So check this out.



 

I LIKE IT!
They'd NEVER think we'd have NAIL GUNS -
and they're concentrating on doing away with
the BULLET-TYPE of ammunition!
HAH!  I think I'm gonna buy ME some
 NAIL GUNS and NAILS!!!!
AND, we don't even have to REGISTER
 them or have LICENSES for them!
HA!  HOW STUPID ARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
AND, you don't have to worry about
them being CONCEALED!
Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!
 
 
Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out
 that even a guy who doesn't normally even know
what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would
immediately ask for it:
 
 
Thank you, DeWalt!!!








New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X  4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze,
you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,
relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place,
just fire away. 
With the hundred round magazine
you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun
the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.
 

[fightingquaker13]

Now that there is funny. Of course soon, you'll get a cheap chinese import that fires bigger nails. Accuracy may suffer though.
FQ13

[TAB]

You know they do have nail guns that use blanks.


They use either 22s or 38s.  I have both kinds 




PS the cops don't like you using them late at night in the bad part of town... for some reason they think you are a crimal any roll up guns drawn.   Don't ask me how I know.

[fightingquaker13]

Don't they have a pressure safety switch though?
FQ13

[TAB]

Don't they have a pressure safety switch though?
FQ13

which any idiot can disable.

nail guns are like harleys, the only stock/unmodifed ones are the new ones at the dealer.

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[Big Frank]

Don't forget about Milwaukee tools.

[twyacht]

We still use Hilti guns, .22 caliber blanks, to get anchors into Florida Terrazzo, different colored blanks for different density of concrete/tile/terrazzo,...Pull the old safety's back and you have a semi-auto "dart" gun.



Old phrase down here:

Long after were all gone, terrazzo will still be shiny..... The Hilti or a hammer drill is the only thing that will work.

[r_w]

which any idiot can disable.

and the slightly smart ones won't even hurt themselves in the process.

[philw]

I want one....   

wonder what Customs would do if I ordered it in   hehe

[BAC]

Will they make a DeWalt upper?  They make them for everything else.