BHO & the Secret Service

[graywolf]

I saw on the news last night that BHO took an elbow in the chops that required some stitches while playing in a pick up basketball game.  This incident prompted some new guidelines for his Secret Service detail.  While on the court, the President will be guarded by two agents.  In addition to taking a bullet for the President, said agents will set the appropriate picks should he decide to go to the paint.  They will the roll off and escort the President to the hoop.  Any defenders attempting to block the President or his shot will be wrestled to the floor, maced, tazed and handcuffed.  Repeat offenders will find their way to Gitmo for a refresher course on America's Game rules and etiquette.  It was not known whether the President's injury would hypothetically be covered under Obamacare in the future.

[fightingquaker13]

It beats choking on a pretzel I suppose, but its still funny as hell. I wonder if the guy will get a Congresional Medal of Freedom from Boehner?
FQ13

[philw]

If only it was not true though.