Hell, I was thinking about stealing it from you but it was too long to use on Facebook! 
Hey Mac, if you want to steal it feel free I stole it from the guy who sent it to me. I usually send it out e-mail. Believe me guys my feelings weren't hurt I just don't want to hurt any one else's. As for as someone getting smart assed with me you have no idea how bad I can get. I was once told that I can be .... abrasive is the word he used ... at times.
For those of you who say your wives don't think your brain works normal, mine some times accuses me of not having one to work. I won't move to the land down under there gun laws or worse than ours. Hell I hear they outlawed swords?
Have a merry and a happy and all that good rot.
Pecos