Jobs Offshore

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John Smith  started the day early having set  his  alarm clock 
   
(MADE  IN JAPAN  )

for 6  am. 



While  his coffeepot 

(MADE  IN CHINA)
 
was  perking, he shaved with his 

electric  razor 

(MADE  IN HONG KONG)
 
He  put on a

dress  shirt

(MADE IN SRI  LANKA),

designer  jeans

(MADE IN  SINGAPORE) 

and 

tennis  shoes

(MADE IN  KOREA) 

After  cooking his breakfast in his new 

electric  skillet 

(MADE  IN INDIA) 
he  sat down with his

calculator 

(MADE  IN MEXICO)

to  see how much he could spend today. After setting  his

watch 

(MADE  IN TAIWAN  ) 

to  the radio

(MADE IN  INDIA  )

he  got in his car 

(MADE IN GERMANY  )

filled  it with GAS 

(from  Saudi  Arabia  )

and  continued his search

for a good  paying AUSTRALIAN  JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging 

and  fruitless  day
 
checking his 

Computer 

( made in MALAYSIA  ), 


John  decided to relax for a  while. 

He  put on his sandals 

(MADE IN BRAZIL  ), 

poured  himself a glass of

wine 

(MADE IN FRANCE  )

and  turned on his

TV 

(MADE IN INDONESIA  ), 

and  then wondered why he can't

find a  good paying  job 

in  AUSTRALIA 


AND  NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM  THE  GOVERNMENT WHO ARE GOING TO CREATE EVEN MORE JOBS OVERSEAS WITH A CARBON TAX DESIGNED TO DESTROY EVEN MORE AUSTRALIAN JOBS BECAUSE ITS IN THE NATIONAL INTEREST 


LEAD  BY A PRIME MINISTER MADE  IN WALES