« on: July 06, 2011, 07:41:06 PM »
Just imagine if there had been a whole bunch of them........might have had to call in SWAT.
Banana at large after fight with gorilla: Strongsville Police Blotter
A bizarre assault call confirmed two things: Bananas do not like gorillas or the Verizon Wireless network. Just before 3 p.m. June 29, officers arrived at The Wireless Center at 14150 Pearl Road because the business’s advertising mascot, a gorilla, was attacked by a banana. Store management told police that an individual dressed as a banana tackled the businesses mascot. The banana-wearing perpetrator then fled on foot southbound on Pearl Road with four males. According to the store manager, the gorilla was not injured, just embarrassed. Police were unable to locate the banana.
http://www.cleveland.com/strongsville/index.ssf/2011/07/banana_at_large_after_fight_wi.html
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