Why Muslims Commit Suicide

[billt]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
 
Let’s have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas?
- No television?
- No nude women?
- No football?
- No pork chops?
- No hot dogs?
- No burgers?
- No beer?
- No bacon?
- Rags for clothes?
- Towels for hats?
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?
- More than one wife?
- More than one mother in law?
- You can't shave?
- Your wife can't shave?
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?
- You wipe your ass with your hand?
- You cook over burning camel shit?
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you?
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey??
 
Then they tell you that, "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit, Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse …
 
 

[DaverZ]

That sums it up pretty well

[robheath]

No wonder they picked a fight with the badest asses on the planet.

[Solus]

The kicker is that the "gets better" plan includes all those Virgins.   There is a reason a woman makes it to the "afterlife" still a virgin. 

[tombogan03884]

The kicker is that the "gets better" plan includes all those Virgins.   There is a reason a woman makes it to the "afterlife" still a virgin. 

You know, I've waded through parts of the Koran.
That part specifies "Virgins".
It says nothing about "women".   

[Sponsor]

[mortdooley]

 That is the world they want the rest of us to live in too, misery really does loves company. As for the Koran saying nothing about women I heard long ago that in the middle east they say "women are for babies and boys are for fun".

[TAB]

several of those things are clutural, not islamic.