The "TABlet" isn't big enough to do chores yet, she keep TAB for a few more years.
When he hits 40 she'll trade him in for a pair of 20's 
When my spousal unit turned 40 I suggested to her that I might trade her in for two 20's. She replied, "Baby, you're not wired for 220. Hell, you can BARELY handle 140."
I wonder where she learned to be such a smartass?
