Oi!!! I resemble that remark 
however he is about 6 foot tall so we know it won't be you

Cant be phil because
1 he doesnt smoke
yep more $$ on beer and ammo ( think if I smoked I would never get to go shooting )
2 he drinks beer instead of real booze like Bourbon and Scotch
getting a still one day so will get back to the shine
no beer ( or crap beer) = Rum or bourbon or scotch what ever is going
3 His missus wont let him have a playboy - so retube.com is out

private browsing fixed that issue hehe
4 He is using a windows based computer

5 He doesnt know what European art is
got that correct hehe
On the other hand it cant be me either, he only has one pistol
oh and its a pussy 9mm, if I was going to make a vid I would use a least the 44mag if not the 460 
same I would of had the smoke stick going as well just to add to my carbon footprint
also the other thing. he is a sheep shagger
i know it gets cold on the little island that Sledge is on however NOT that cold,