A little ironic levity?..

[santahog]

I'm sure Tom and some of you have known about this one for a long time. I just discovered it this morning..
There's waaay too much to try to copy out and paste in here.
It's by a former Soviet propagandist/cartoonist for the state over there..
It's kinda like "the Onion"..

Enjoy?

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/
(Here's a taste..)


Secret Service Agents Hired Non-Union Prostitutes
Unionize Sex Workers Parody PosterThe Universal Unionization Section of the Department of Organized Labor for the USSA has launched an investigation into news that a Drug Use Enforcement Agency officer obtained a non-unionized prostitute for two Secret Service Police officers in Columbia, who were detailed to protect the Party Chairman, Comrade Barack Barackovich Obama during his April 2012 visit to the South American nation.

The Section launched its probe after a review of Columbian law, which does allow some prostitution with 'tolerance zones,' but offers neither Unionized collective-bargaining rights nor Universal Health Care to sex workers.

As a result, the DUEA officer and two Secret Police officers are suspected to have violated Party discipline, which forbids all contact with non-unionized workers...


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BS Party to Decide Proper Rank Position for Transsexuals
Feminists fights trannies logo: get off my halo!Last week, the British Socialist Commonwealth's Committee for Redistributive Algorithms appealed to the Directorate for Minorities Ranking of the Office of the Commissar for Equality Enforcement under the Dept of Social Egalitarianism and Redistribution for clarification and guidance on the matter of the proper social ranking and victimhood status of Transsexual Males-to-Females in light of Feminist concerns that their victim status was being jeopardized by improper categorization.

In short, BS Party members from the Feminist Caucus are questioning whether Transsexual Males-to-Females meet the proper classification of Female in order to qualify for Victimhood status...

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California Tax Officials Stunned by Latest Revenue Decline
Governor Jerry BrownGolden state leaders expressed shock and dismay today when the State Treasury announced that income tax revenues for the last quarter had dropped to near zero in spite of a recent increase in the effective income tax rate to 100%.

"This is not possible" said a visibly shaken Governor Jerry Brown as he sunbathed under a full moon at the state capitol. "Before every one of the umpteen-odd times my administration has raised taxes, we've commissioned studies by prestigious universities on the potential effects. Each of those studies concluded people really don't care about tax rates and that quality-of-life issues, like being able to sing Kumbaya on the beach while stoned, are more important to the public.

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Epidemic of Companion Animal Disappearances Besieges U.S.
Funny disappearing unicorn spoofIt was a cloudy, overcast mid-November morning just before Thanksgiving when Roseanne-Cher Moonbatt's daughter Freelunch suddenly began screaming at the top of her lungs and crying, "Mommy, mommy, it's gone!!! WAAAAH!" The 27-year old had been re-checking her student loan account online and was disappointed to find her huge balance due had not magically gone away as she was hoping.

But her distress turned to horror when she looked out the basement window and discovered her pet unicorn Hopealong-Changedy had disappeared without a trace. The animal was a gift from the 2008 Obama campaign where she had worked as an unpaid Twitterer and, along with her degree in Justin Beiber Studies, was one of her most prized posessions.

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Always good for a laugh