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Frosty

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Medicare Program Part 'G'
« on: February 01, 2013, 10:53:44 PM »
New Medicare Program Part 'G'

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing

home available for you. So what do you do?

Medicare Part 'G' gives everyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. New glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.

And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that told you

they can’t afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, you might not have to pay income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

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Re: Medicare Program Part 'G'
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2013, 07:50:14 AM »
Funny.

I "borrowed" it and sent it along.

Thanks.

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Re: Medicare Program Part 'G'
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2013, 01:42:08 PM »
I bet you don't get broadband....   Nothing's perfect, I guess.  ;D ;D
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Re: Medicare Program Part 'G'
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2013, 01:44:11 PM »
That's thinking outside the box!  ;)
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Re: Medicare Program Part 'G'
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2013, 01:47:18 PM »
Outside the box and inside the cage .  ;D
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