I was reminded this evening of all the snark I get around here for pointing to the PATRIOT Act, NDAA and the like, and the violations of personal liberty inherent in the thousands of pages of "We're in charge here" therein..
Has anybody got one of those adorable pictures of the fat guy with the foil horns around here to show how there's nothing to be concerned about??
Really, there's nothing to worry about.. Ralph Peters even said so tonight on O'Reilly, or one of those good patriotic Fox shows..
I feel so much better now!! 
Every several years, I come across something that makes me kinda feel okay about being from Alabama.. This week we had the lady from Wetumpka..
I wonder if we can just repeat that speech to the LEO coming through the door, (who's "just paying the mortgage", you know)..
What?! You mean that won't work?!!!(
Okay, now that I've got that off my chest..)