Is fitness the subject? I'm not fit...I admit it. But I had occasion last weekend to perform at a fundraiser for the Pipe & Drum Corp of the NJ State Police. About 2K people with family and friends, but a Shit ton of Troopers- most of them drinking beer. Big, big dudes. Even the little guys are big.
They were mostly all very friendly and polite.
I was exhausted when I got home and Maggie said, "Are you going right to bed?" I said "No. Shower first. I absorbed so much testosterone through osmosis tonight that if I don't wash it off I'm going to spring up giant biceps and grow a crew cut".
Needless to say, I showered in time.