You do realize you break the law every day (4.38 Trillon pages of Laws, rules & regulations)? Unlike Hillary, in your case intent doesn't matter. If you do it while carrying a firearm, that adds "Aggrivated" or "Violent" to the crime.
we are all felons... just not been convicted.
I don't know any one that did not commit a felony as a kid.
in many states fire works are a felony. putting a penny on a rail road track, yep felony. removing a cat from a car, yep felony. hell up until just recently there were states that oral and anal sex were felonies.