F R E E - - M O N E Y ?

[Rastus]

I want to sign up for some of that free money out there and I'm not talking social security either.  Do any of you guys know how to get money by crossing the border? 

So I guess these people coming in to vote democrat avoid tyrannical oppression in their home countries get like a $2,800 a month stipend plus free room and free board plus free medical.  $2,800 a month is nice.  I'd like that bump and free medical, hey who doesn't need that?  I guess you can sublet the free board and get an income stream from that.  Looks to me like an easy $3,500 a month income not to mention free medical that seems to be better than what we have to pay for.

But wait, maybe it's better to go to Europe?  https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/nearly-1-20-all-syrians-now-lives-germany-over-half-receive-welfare
In Germany 47% plus of welfare recipients are foreigners...so cool I can do that.  Can I do both?

I mean, yeah, you would have to zip over to Germany for a few days but I bet there are some good eats over there...not to mention the beer for a while even though I don't drink.  You may even get them to pay for your flights into the country...oh wait, that's over here I'm not sure about the Germans.  Do they fly in from South or Central America?  As near as I can tell, you get more cash in Germany than you do in the US.  You'd have to exchange euros for dollars but that's just a thing and you probably lose less than 1 or 2% of total doing that.  Heck, you may even make money sometimes compared to the dollar.

Two income streams, over $5k a month.  Who would not want that?   

[alfsauve]

I'm sure when the great, great, great, great grand daughter of an Irish slave owner get elected she'll help you on the path to free money,  if of course you voted for her.

All hat no cattle.

or as we'd say in business

All suit and no sales.