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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6110 on: Yesterday at 09:01:54 PM »
Quote from: alfsauve on Yesterday at 10:13:46 AM
In breaking news:

Scientists have been able to alter the DNA of Dolphins and have raised one with legs.  PETA is up in arms and demands they remove those legs.  Scientists say that would de-feet the Porpoise.

I thought this was going to be a joke about the Miami Dolphins getting a new running back.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6111 on: Yesterday at 09:04:24 PM »
My best friend's grandson (Santa's little helper ;)) has his first birthday party coming up soon, and it's going to be a surprise party. He'll never see it coming. ;D 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6112 on: Today at 01:26:46 AM »
... except SIG P320. That will straight up kill you.
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