Site for all your joke gift needs

[Fatman]

We'll start with a gift for Haz



Comes with four kitties and a large target on the back of the package - I know, I bought one in a mall tonight 

http://www.accoutrements.com/products/11418.html


Here's another favorite for your liberal in-laws kids:



http://www.accoutrements.com/products/11687.html

Two of my favorites:

Politically Correct, All-Inclusive,
Non-Denominational Generic Winter Holiday Countdown Calendar
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus — seems like there’s a new winter holiday introduced every year. Instead of keeping track of the various dates and holidays that your friends celebrate, why not just give them all one of these Generic Winter Holiday Countdown Calendars? Each day leading up to the holiday of their choice, your friends will get to tear open a section of the calendar that will reveal a small plastic novelty sure to delight and amuse them. Prizes are 100% guaranteed to be non-offensive! Six plastic prizes in each 7-1/2" x 10-1/4" (19.1 cm x 26 cm) package. Illustrated card with perforations and opaque blister. UPC

Enjoy the site, feel free to browse. 

[runstowin]

Thanks to you, my ex wife will have a truly merry Christmas.

[TAB]

here is another...

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp

[MikeBjerum]

I nominate the cat-a-pult as the official DownRange toy of the year!

Does it come with clips for multiple launches

[Hazcat]

[Sponsor]

[tombogan03884]

Haz, I thought the second picture was you working with "Vista" tech support.   

[MikeBjerum]

I chose clips to give you a little more elbow room and movement while waiting to be chambered.

[Fatman]

You starting the clip/mag thingy AGAIN?

Angry Mob Play Set
Add some dramatic tension to your playtime with the Angry Mob Play Set. Each set includes nine 2" (7 cm) to 3" (8.9 cm) tall, hard vinyl villagers wielding a variety of weapons for them to wave menacingly at the object of their disdain. Great for intimidating your action figures and teaching children the concept of mob rule. Illustrated blistercard.

or maybe I'll let loose the

Glow-in-the-Dark Flesh Eating Zombies Play Set
Wreak havoc on your sister’s precious diorama with this Flesh Eating Zombie Play Set! Each set includes nine 1" (2.5 cm) to 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl zombies, complete with blank stares, gaping mouths, open wounds and missing limbs! Turn off the lights and they glow! Fantastic undead fun for the whole family! Illustrated blistercard.

I just found the link to order 'less than store quantitites'  http://www.mcphee.com/

[Pathfinder]

I nominate the cat-a-pult as the official DownRange toy of the year!

Does it come with clips for multiple launches

Damn! Now, that's funny right there, yessir!