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Gives 'quickie' a whole new meaning...
« on: February 23, 2009, 08:45:18 PM »
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Cops: Man tries to steal laptop to check Facebook
48 mins ago

BRADENTON, Fla. – Sheriff's officers said a 19-year-old man snatched a Starbucks customers laptop after being told he could not use it to check his Facebook account. According to officers, the man then grabbed the customer's laptop and ran out of the coffee shop, located in an outlet mall.

Two people in the parking lot tackled the man and held him there until a mall security guard arrived.

The victim got his laptop back and the man was charged Saturday with robbery by sudden snatching, a felony.

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Information from: Sarasota Herald-Tribune, http://www.herald-trib.com

Sudden snatching... let the jokes begin.
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Re: Gives 'quickie' a whole new meaning...
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 08:47:03 PM »
Surprised it does not happen more often..... much more profitable then a purse snatching
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Re: Gives 'quickie' a whole new meaning...
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 08:49:41 PM »
I'm not saying one darn word!
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Re: Gives 'quickie' a whole new meaning...
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 08:50:28 PM »
Quote from: Fatman on February 23, 2009, 08:45:18 PM
Sudden snatching... let the jokes begin.

As George Carlin used to say, watch your words.

Snatch that pussy and put it in a box

is perfectly OK.
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Re: Gives 'quickie' a whole new meaning...
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 09:17:56 PM »
What's the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom?




One snatches watches.  :o
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Re: Gives 'quickie' a whole new meaning...
« Reply #5 on: Today at 10:44:12 PM »
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Re: Gives 'quickie' a whole new meaning...
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 10:15:30 PM »
not what I was expecting when I read the title ;)
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Re: Gives 'quickie' a whole new meaning...
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 10:32:46 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on February 23, 2009, 09:17:56 PM
What's the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom?




One snatches watches.  :o

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a woman's track team?

One's a group of cunning runts.
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Re: Gives 'quickie' a whole new meaning...
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2009, 11:03:05 AM »
Quote from: Fatman on February 23, 2009, 10:32:46 PM
What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a woman's track team?

One's a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between meat and fish?

Most people don't beat their fish.
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Re: Gives 'quickie' a whole new meaning...
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2009, 05:28:46 PM »
Quote from: Fatman on February 23, 2009, 08:45:18 PM
Sudden snatching... let the jokes begin.

Well.......a picture is worth a 1000.........

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