I WANT YOU!....

[THE CORONER]

The then govenor has been replaced by Bobby Jindal. Though Ray Nogun is still Mayor.

That's too funny!  Ray "NOGun"  Your a hoot Tom!

[Thanos]

I live in the Northwest, if one of those volcanoes blows, I am out of here. The national guard can come to my home, it will be empty, that is what insurance is for.

I don't think I would let anyone know I had a gun. I would act like a scared person that just wants to be protected by the big tough guys and tell them that I am a liberal that believes the government is here to help me.  That I am so glad they are here to help me. Then I would see if they could come back and help me out...I already know how to break my weapons down in about 3 seconds. Then they would give me a free ride out of their AOR and I would be protected by armed men the whole way out (What could be better?)

Let them think that you are a pussy little craphead that cries when you are in a difficult situation, because if you do you can walk past them with a bazooka and they will let you pass. Oh, and act disabled (semi retarded or physically handicapped) then you can take more stuff with you by acting irrational (remember the kid in Something About Mary always got to wear his head phones) you just need your walking stick that happens to have a broken down AR in it. if you have a buddy that can be a little bit belligerent it will distract their attention from you, the retarded cripple non-threat and they will allow you to bring some cans of food for the trip, filled with 5.56 rounds.

Have a plan guys, when they show up at your door have it well thought out in your head what you are going to do and then execute your plan. Kids can carry guns in their stuffed animals. They search kids getting on planes, not leaving a disaster area.

Heck, I bet you could pack all your guns in a suitcase and when they show up you could just say, “Thank the Lord you came, my father left and hasn’t comeback for us!!! We were SOOOOO worried that we would die!” and they would just load you up in the truck/boat/chopper and take you out.

Don’t be afraid of the government, they are the biggest F ups in the country, treat them like they are stupid, be nice and you will get anything you want. Those in doubt go to a low income housing area.