Must Read! Mall ninja

[Johnny Bravo]

Eco friendly tactical response vehicle

That's a classic line!  LMAO       

[BAC]

Ross Park Mall.  WOW there is a place I haven't heard of in years!  In case you guys don't know, I was born and raised in Shaler, specifically Glenshaw.

Well, I was assigned to sector 12bravo tonight.  For those of you who don't have the extensive training and experience I have in indoor multi-retail enclosure security operations, that's Clearview Mall.  Can't really go into anymore detail than that.  I brought the fam along to enhance my cover, and I had to travel light, so I only brought one of the M60s the mayor allowed us to get after my team cleaned up that embarrassing incident at Spencer Gifts.  All I can say is there's one more retail operation that's secure tonight, thanks to the likes of me and my brethren in the security field.  Hats off to you Geeko and Special K, wherever you are.

[fightingquaker13]

Eco friendly tactical response vehicle

There was nothing friendly about that vehichle. No AC on blacktop on a hot Fl. August day while sporting (tactical) polyester, and thats before the steel plates in the level 2 vest. Add to this it would max at 20 mph, and weighed maybe 1000 ilbs, it struck fear into the hearts of car thieves every where. As far as missiles, strker, or hell fire, they would have exploded in the tubes, though they would have propelled the cart a 1000 feet backwards. Cause thats the way ninja's roll.
FQ13