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The difference between conservatives and liberals
« on: May 08, 2010, 07:28:33 PM »
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

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Re: The difference between conservatives and liberals
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2010, 09:04:59 PM »
Truth hurts.
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Re: The difference between conservatives and liberals
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2010, 11:41:35 PM »


even simpler for me to work out








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Re: The difference between conservatives and liberals
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2010, 11:56:23 PM »
It is not really fair is it. One group looks like the south end of a north bound mule and the other looks like models. Oh wait that is why they are feminist and gay and should have been drowned at birth. You forgot Sara Evans.
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