well I had it done this morning. The guy that did the actual shaving part was well into his 70s, and knew how to use a razor. the ear hair burning smelled like burning hair. the message aspect was done by this asian women in her 20s with the biggest "bolt ons" I've ever seen. I think she would be taller laying down then if she was standing up. She did a ok job.
I would go back to get the shave again, I'll skip the masage.