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Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2010, 04:10:14 PM »
Those are GREAT places to pick up horny chicks.............or so I'm told dear  :-[
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Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2010, 04:39:16 PM »
Isn't every man who's had sex addicted to it? I don't know anyone who said "no thanks" after the first time.
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Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2010, 07:44:46 PM »
judging by some of the women who said they had sex with him... he has to be a addict...  while some were hot, most I would not have had sex with them using BHOs dick.
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Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2010, 08:00:14 PM »
I wonder if they make him wear a women's thong pasted to his body like a nicotine patch?   ;D

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Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2010, 09:40:28 PM »
I wonder if they make him wear a women's thong pasted to his body like a nicotine patch?   ;D

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Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2010, 09:50:00 PM »
And maybe while he is there he will learn how to play with his putter better......  ;)

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Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2010, 10:09:47 PM »
Rehab is for "quitters"....... ::)

OK so he's a sex addict, so am I, but MONOGAMOUSLY with my wife....

Although, I'm not dead, so the pretty girls still can turn my head.....

going to the SHOT SHOW babe thread right now,....... 8)

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Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2010, 10:37:39 PM »
Pretty girls will always turn our heads. We can look at the menu but we just can't eat.  ;) Unless you have the money to hand over and move on with money in your pocket.

I think professional athletes should not waste their time getting married. Along with actors and actresses. Take a look at how Dennis Hopper was thrown into an article attempting to divorce his 5th wife. None of our business and shame on the scumbags who make money on the stories exposing what goes on behind closed doors!!!

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Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2010, 07:55:20 AM »
I think the only kind of "rehab clinic" I'd want to go to would be one like Tiger's going to.  I mean, I'd make so many points with my other geriatric accomplices.   ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;)
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Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2010, 07:34:26 PM »
Maybe if he attended therapy with these ladies, he could find the help he needs...



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