Author Topic: Here, hold my beer, and watch this.  (Read 3106 times)

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Here, hold my beer, and watch this.
« on: February 06, 2010, 06:28:56 PM »
Haven't been on the forum much lately, so if someone already posted this I appolagize.  CR and FQ, not all the crazies are in Flordia, some are in Michigan besides the Canadian governor.  I did some crazy crap when I was younger, but not this.  This guy apparently never grew up and Darwin hasn't quite caught up to him......YET!

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/story.aspx?storyid=124535&catid=58

OAKLAND COUNTY, Mich. (USA Today) -- A 62-year-old Michigan man has been hospitalized with burns after the rocket backpack he built to power himself on a sled exploded, the Detroit Free Press reports.

Oakland County Undersheriff Mike McCabe says the unidentified man, who had been drinking before the accident, suffered second-degree burns to his face and body, and possible eye damage.

"Apparently he has this sledding party every year, and he always does outrageous things at it, but he's never blown himself up before," McCabe tells the newspaper.

The would-be rocket was powered by a used auto muffler filled with gasoline and gunpowder.

"He asked another person to light a wick and then began to sled down a hill," McCabe says. "At some point during the ride, the device exploded."

But, McCabe reports, at least he was wearing a motorcycle helmet.

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Re: Here, hold my beer, and watch this.
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2010, 06:30:09 PM »
He sounds like Wyle E. Coyote.
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Re: Here, hold my beer, and watch this.
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2010, 07:00:58 PM »
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But, McCabe reports, at least he was wearing a motorcycle helmet.

Which, ironically, is the only part of his body that doesn't need protecting........


Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius is tops.....




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Re: Here, hold my beer, and watch this.
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2010, 07:03:10 PM »
"the unidentified man, who had been drinking before the accident,        '


There's a surprise    ;D

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Re: Here, hold my beer, and watch this.
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2010, 07:24:57 PM »
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"the unidentified man, who had been drinking before the accident,"


It was a male
62 years old
Michigan residence
2nd degree burns w/ eye damage
has a yearly sledding party
does outrageous things
ask someone to light the wick
constructed out of a muffler
gasoline and gun powder

BUT WE DON'T KNOW HIS NAME?   Oh sorry chief, I forgot to get his name, but you want to know the brand of gasoline?

Will work for ammo
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Re: Here, hold my beer, and watch this.
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Re: Here, hold my beer, and watch this.
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2010, 07:27:33 PM »

It was a male
62 years old
Michigan residence

2nd degree burns w/ eye damage
has a yearly sledding party
does outrageous things
ask someone to light the wick
constructed out of a muffler
gasoline and gun powder

BUT WE DON'T KNOW HIS NAME?   Oh sorry chief, I forgot to get his name, but you want to know the brand of gasoline?



Well, at least we do know he was too old to be Frank......  ;)  :D   ;D
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: Here, hold my beer, and watch this.
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2010, 07:32:56 PM »
Whats amazing is that the guy lived to be 62. Can you imagine the crap that he pulled in his early twenties? Sitll young and stupid but old enough to drink and with disposable income. The very idea is scary.
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Re: Here, hold my beer, and watch this.
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2010, 07:44:07 PM »
.... and with disposable income.

Was that a pun?   huh?  huh?   Exploding rocket......disposable income?
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Re: Here, hold my beer, and watch this.
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2010, 08:21:43 PM »
ACME instructions SPECIFICALLY STATED NO GASOLINE!!!!!!!!

Had to use jet fuel......geez, they'll never get it right that way,....

Thank you blackwolfe for leaving me out of the crazies in FL..... :P
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Re: Here, hold my beer, and watch this.
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2010, 08:38:15 PM »
Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius

My hero and role model!!!

And now it has been proven that I can carry on for many more years ... If I live that long   ;D
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