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Re: Give us your Ruger story - win a shirt!
« Reply #200 on: April 02, 2008, 02:58:40 PM »
Need bail yet?
Mac.
ps. I wasn't here.... 8) 8)

Naaa...So far they're just spreading rumors! ;D
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Re: Give us your Ruger story - win a shirt!
« Reply #201 on: April 03, 2008, 08:10:59 AM »
Aren't we just one big happy family!

The old lady sits back most of the time waiting for us to screw up, and when we do Haz gets blamed.

Do you know how many years I've waited to be the innocent one?

Oh ... by the way, I think Haz is thinking about something, and he keeps putting his fingers on my side of the keyboard.
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Re: Give us your Ruger story - win a shirt!
« Reply #202 on: April 03, 2008, 08:24:39 AM »
Aren't we just one big happy family!



The old lady sits back most of the time waiting for us to screw up, and when we do Haz gets blamed.



IN COMING!!

M58,

If'n I was you I'd be a looking for a place to hide!   Cause I think you just dug yourself a REAL DEEP hole.


Do you know how many years I've waited to be the innocent one?

Well, I think your still waitin', now.

Oh ... by the way, I think Haz is thinking about something, and he keeps putting his fingers on my side of the keyboard.

   Sorry,  I've got some broad shoulders but I am NOT taking the heat for this one.   You're on your own!
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Re: Give us your Ruger story - win a shirt!
« Reply #203 on: April 03, 2008, 08:48:46 AM »
Maaarrshaaaaal'ette 

Haz is looooking at me  :'(




 :P  Haz   :P
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Re: Give us your Ruger story - win a shirt!
« Reply #204 on: April 03, 2008, 12:10:03 PM »
Aren't we just one big happy family!

The old lady sits back most of the time waiting for us to screw up, and when we do Haz gets blamed.

Do you know how many years I've waited to be the innocent one?

Oh ... by the way, I think Haz is thinking about something, and he keeps putting his fingers on my side of the keyboard.
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Haz is looooking at me  :


And I am looking at you! 

I do believe you have just squatted with yer spurs on cowboy........ >:(
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Re: Give us your Ruger story - win a shirt!
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Re: Give us your Ruger story - win a shirt!
« Reply #205 on: April 03, 2008, 12:20:29 PM »
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And I am looking at you! 

I do believe you have just squatted with yer spurs on cowboy........ >:(


Glad that ain't me! (for ONCE any how! )
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Re: Give us your Ruger story - win a shirt!
« Reply #206 on: April 03, 2008, 06:44:40 PM »
Oh man ... The LOOK  :'( 

Anything ... anything at all, but not the LOOK!
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Re: Give us your Ruger story - win a shirt!
« Reply #207 on: April 03, 2008, 09:01:28 PM »
Oh man ... The LOOK  :'( 

Anything ... anything at all, but not the LOOK!

I'd start with AND if I were you!




Of course a little and wouldn't hurt!
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Re: Give us your Ruger story - win a shirt!
« Reply #208 on: April 03, 2008, 09:39:07 PM »


Flowers?
not really.........

Chocolate?
I hate it.. & I'm allergic to sugar.....

But then the begging look and an ass kisser doing the begging.. might have some sufficiency to help your case..

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Re: Give us your Ruger story - win a shirt!
« Reply #209 on: April 04, 2008, 09:35:05 AM »
I'm Sorry, I'm Sorry, I'm Sorry

I can't take it any more!

From now on I will only refer to Ms. M'ette as the "Young, Beautiful, Lovely, Even Sexy, Fair Minded, Nanny Figure, with the handsome and tolerant husband, That is only looking out for our wellbeing!

Can I at least get probation for the weekend?

I promise to do my best to try and act like a big boy!
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