Classic joke thread...

[Teresa Heilevang]

[cookie62]

I don't get it

[Teresa Heilevang]

Q: Why was Obama so disappointed when he went to a screening of The Men Who Stare at Goats?

A: Being a Muslim, he thought there would be more romance.

[philw]

Q: Why was Obama so disappointed when he went to a screening of The Men Who Stare at Goats?

A: Being a Muslim, he thought there would be more romance.

hahahahah 

[rat31465]

Q: Why was Obama so disappointed when he went to a screening of The Men Who Stare at Goats?

A: Being a Muslim, he thought there would be more romance.

Probably more truth to that joke than anyone wants to admit...afterall, have you seen Michelle?

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[Teresa Heilevang]

I got this from tt....
Made me laugh out loud!!

Weather Report from Minnesota
I just got off the phone with my friend, Bill, in Minnesota. 
He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is
still falling. The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is
increasing. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window. He
says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

[TAB]

I got this from tt....
Made me laugh out loud!!

Weather Report from Minnesota
I just got off the phone with my friend, Bill, in Minnesota. 
He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is
still falling. The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is
increasing. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window. He
says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

that reminds me of another joke.

if your wife is barking at the front door, and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in 1st?


The dog atleast they will stop barking when you let them in.

[Teresa Heilevang]

The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops - a talking Muslim doll.
Only problem is, nobody knows what it says yet, because nobody has had the balls to pull the cord!
 

[tombogan03884]

5 Riddles


 

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN....THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM.  RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING.  IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER'S FOR YEARS!!


 

The 5 Riddles....


 

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?


 

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?


 

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?


 

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?


 

5. This is an unusual paragraph.  I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it.  It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it.  In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though.  Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd.  But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!



 


 
















THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:

   

1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.  That one was easy, right?

 

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

 

3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

 

4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

 

5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.

[philw]