Classic joke thread...

[ellis4538]

I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.....
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
 

[Hazcat]

I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.....
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
 

Funny, I remember when $2 would buy 10 gallons!

[Solus]

Funny, I remember when $2 would buy 10 gallons!

20 cents per gallon is pretty cheap.

I remember riding with my father in our 56 Ford, pulling into a gas station and as the attendant came out (gosh...they even pumped the gas for you at that price) Dad would hold up 5 fingers. 

When the attendant came to the window and asked him if that was 5$ or 5 gallons, Dad, having "anger management issues", would forcefully let the attend know that the damn car won't  hold $5 worth.

I remember when gas hit $1.00 a gallon back in the late 70s thinking that it was an ideal price for Dad....five fingers meant the same either way.

[TAB]

Funny, I remember when $2 would buy 10 gallons!

I remember when $5 would get me 2-3 hours of water skiing and enough gas in the truck to tow the boat to the lake and back.

[tombogan03884]

Solution to the problem in Libya :
They want a new Muslim leader, I say, 'Give them ours.'
Solves 2 problems.

[Sponsor]

[Solus]

Solution to the problem in Libya :
They want a new Muslim leader, I say, 'Give them ours.'
Solves 2 problems.

Yeah...Might improve the situation in both countries 

[ellis4538]

tom, that is in the wrong thread...that isn't a JOKE, it's the truth!!!!!

JMHO


Richard

[tt11758]

I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.....
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
 

This would be a WHOLE lot funnier had I not gone to the gas station to top off the upper half of the tank the other day and been treated to this sight when the pump clicked off........................

[kmitch200]

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus .
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,
'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.

[deepwater]

got my chief engineer with this one. good fun.
 
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