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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6170 on: Yesterday at 01:29:42 PM »
A few minutes ago I realized that one picture said F**k Wimter, with an "M", not winter. Oh well. Their writing is better than mine, but my spelling is better.

Time to return to elementary school penmanship class son. In cursive the lower-case n has two humps, and the lower-case m has three humps.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6171 on: Yesterday at 10:19:51 PM »
Time to return to elementary school penmanship class son. In cursive the lower-case n has two humps, and the lower-case m has three humps.

You're right, of course, but most people nowadays don't even know how to write cursive, and I'm not used to seeing it anywhere. I guess don't read as well as I write, but it's almost like reading a dead language. No wonder I thought it was right at first, it was right. Still, I messed up, bad, on that one. It looked different when I rotated it 90 degrees clockwise and used it as a background on my phone. I'm looking at it now, and it looks like an "M" on my phone, even though it only has 2 humps. My brain is telling me that's one too many, but I know that it's right. That's really weird. I can read print upside down, and usually sideways without much trouble, but not cursive, and I never knew that until just now.

This still looks like an M to me, but maybe it's just me.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6172 on: Yesterday at 10:24:15 PM »
Why do the ladies love Santa Claus?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6173 on: Today at 03:10:55 AM »
Three signs you're a fudd.

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