Classic joke thread...

[Big Frank]

Monday or Tuesday I sent this text to my best friend's wife. A classic joke if ever there was one.

A couple of minutes later she called me back and started telling me how to make egg rolls. Put some stuff in the middle, pull one corner up, pull the side corners in, etc. I knew she didn't like to read, but thought she could make it through all 12 words of the text. I finally got her straightened out and made her realize it was just an old joke.

The next day she sent me a pic of some egg roll wrappers she had in the fridge or freezer. She said, this is how you make an egg roll lol. I texted back, "Not me. I take an egg up to the top of a hill and give it a push. You know what happens? EGG ROLLS. Down hill."

I may not have the smartest friends, but they're usually entertaining.